5 Reasons Why Being Single Is Just the Greatest Thing Ever and Ever, Amen. Infinity. For Real.
The Virgin Mary's Birth Plan
A Letter To Santa Claus, From the Committee For Elf Welfare (Internal Affairs Division) RE: Immediate Suspension of the Elf On A Shelf Program
Five Free Freebies From the Not-Free Hospital
Let's Talk About Sex, Baby
10 Tips For Running the Boston Marathon (by a non-runner)
Don't Touch the Hair
Go the F**k to School
A Letter From the Easter Bunny
Is That A Light Saber In Your Pocket, Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?
Lather, Rinse, Repeat
Mowing the Lawn (and Other Formerly Penilarily Held Jobs)
Facebook: I Just Can't Quit You
Dave Does Easter
A Tale of Two Annas
Denial: A Baby Story
Five Reasons To Stop Hating On the Snow
Age of Aquarius
Are You There, Oprah? It's Me, Jenn
Hey Baby, Can I Sweep Your Chimney?
10 Lies All Parents Fall For
These Are the People In Your Neighborhood
Everybody Wants To Be Closer To Free
The Monkey On My Back (Make Mine a 3-Pack)
The Absolutely, Completely True Story of a Boy Named Ben Woodcock
The Good Book (of Faces)
The Boob Fairy Giveth, and the Boob Fairy Taketh Away
I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream For Fellatio
Protons, Electrons, and Neutrons, Oh My!
So You Think You Can Dance? Bitch, PLEASE.